Offended By Pasteurised Kombucha T-Shirt
Offended by Pasteurised Kombucha
Because kombucha isn’t meant to be shelf-stable.
This bold, minimalist tee is your protest against the sad reality of pasteurised kombucha — the fizzy imposters heat-treated into lifelessness. Or worse, heat-treated and then pumped full of lab-created “probiotics.” Real booch is alive, unpredictable, and brimming with naturally occurring, marvellous microbes that don’t survive pasteurisation. And you know it.
Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee with bold, clean 90s-style typography, this shirt is made for true booch believers, wild fermenters, SCOBY wranglers, and anyone who’s ever judged a bottle sitting on a supermarket shelf (instead of the fridge, where the real stuff lives).
👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.
Offended by Pasteurised Kombucha
Because kombucha isn’t meant to be shelf-stable.
This bold, minimalist tee is your protest against the sad reality of pasteurised kombucha — the fizzy imposters heat-treated into lifelessness. Or worse, heat-treated and then pumped full of lab-created “probiotics.” Real booch is alive, unpredictable, and brimming with naturally occurring, marvellous microbes that don’t survive pasteurisation. And you know it.
Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee with bold, clean 90s-style typography, this shirt is made for true booch believers, wild fermenters, SCOBY wranglers, and anyone who’s ever judged a bottle sitting on a supermarket shelf (instead of the fridge, where the real stuff lives).
👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.
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Offended by Pasteurised Kombucha
Because kombucha isn’t meant to be shelf-stable.
This bold, minimalist tee is your protest against the sad reality of pasteurised kombucha — the fizzy imposters heat-treated into lifelessness. Or worse, heat-treated and then pumped full of lab-created “probiotics.” Real booch is alive, unpredictable, and brimming with naturally occurring, marvellous microbes that don’t survive pasteurisation. And you know it.
Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee with bold, clean 90s-style typography, this shirt is made for true booch believers, wild fermenters, SCOBY wranglers, and anyone who’s ever judged a bottle sitting on a supermarket shelf (instead of the fridge, where the real stuff lives).
👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.
